motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

ch4ndra:

"Men don’t like it when women wear …" who cares? who cares? who the fuck cares?

caiju:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

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(Source: ryanxross)

gengarvevo:

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat
  • buddy system
  • mark your trail!
  • i’m giving your eulogy

sorry:

sorry:

sorry:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS SO IT LOOKS LIKE IM A FUNNY PERSON

prettyboyshyflizzy:

netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

^^ i was bout to write the exact same thing before i saw your comment im crying real tears

(Source: gangdamnstyle)